Tuesday, September 21, 2021

My jokes!

Hello readers! I have a task that is about a king who met a witch who said "if you give me half of your money I will protect your kingdom." Of course the king said "no." Which made the witch angry so she put all of the happiness in a chest, locked it up and handed it to a dragon but i'm not going to talk about the dragon or the witch i'm going to chest or to be specific what's inside the chest or a piece of what's inside the chest.. Jokes!

Why did the cat throw a piece of rubbish into a cardboard box?                              to make a litter box.   
Knock knock. Who's there? Cargo. Cargo who?                                                        Cargo vroom vroom

Hope you liked my jokes and bye!

8 comments:

  1. Kia ora Leon. Thanks for the laughs this morning. What do you can a man with no shins?

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  2. great jokes Leon! I hop your task goes well, and maybe you could add those jokes to your task.

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  3. Kia ora Leon,

    I had a bit of giggle with your jokes! I'm going to have to come up with one and I am terrible!

    Keep up the blogging.

    Looking forward to the next blog post,
    Miss Laxa

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  4. Good job on the jokes I can not even think of that good jokes they are very funny can't wait for you next blog post keep it up.

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  5. Hi Leon,
    I remember these jokes,You told us them on our meet! This is my second time hearing and it is still so funny.

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  6. you made me laugh leon
    by ibrahim!

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  7. hi leon,
    I like your jokes same as ibrahim it made me laugh great blog by the way

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  8. Hey Leon

    Thanks for the jokes.. I like the knock knock one.. here’s mine

    Knock knock
    Who’s there?
    Boo
    Boo who?
    Awww don’t cry, it’s just a joke! Hahaha

    Maybe I’ll work in those!

    Keep it up!

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